Escape Reality

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

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lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

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avengass:

les miserables more like how didnt i see the pain coming when i entered the cinema it’s in the name

srnokemeth:

I’m not crying there’s just a school bus in my eye

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slightlysalty:

Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?

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This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

eponinevonschweetz:

castielofasgard:

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